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Mac Demotivational Poster


COUNTING SHEEP - WITH ADHD


TAGS: macareena
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - December 6, 2012, 11:33 pm
THEY CALL IT "RACING THOUGHTS"
Rudedog - December 6, 2012, 9:29 pm
Funny. Sounds like you may have had some prior experience with this.


ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"


TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

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DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm
108489


JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BMatt

Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


MACBOOK - You're doing it wrong.




LIFE -


TAGS: cheese macaroni life bland spice
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 1:53 am
REALLY? The word "hot" is censored? maybe I should have said "hawt dogs"
5150monkeylove - June 10, 2013, 12:08 am
Pack of Hot Dogs is more fitting due to my career path, lol
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 10:02 pm

Little Smokies, Monkey. Little Smokies.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 9:26 pm
Even as a child I would walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) to find a pack of Hot Dogs, slaughter them, and add to the mix. Rebel I am.
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:56 pm
I actually love Mac n' Cheese when following the instructions. So cheesy...
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:00 pm

An INSPIRING poster!~
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2013, 11:31 am
A GREAT poster! I can testify. (Also, if that recipe doesn't work out, deep-fry!)
GaryO - June 9, 2013, 11:10 am
Yes, yes it is. Still a good poster, however. If in a hurry, I’d just toss that on the skillet and fry it up.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 4:04 am
ummm... ok Is this a lost point?
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:41 am

Serve with green onions and hot yellow peppers.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:40 am

Cook the pasta. Drain it. Add a can of tuna, also drained, and a can of cream of chicken soup. Mix in the cheese packet. Put the whole mess in a greased, ,ovenproof dish. Top with cheese slices and crushed crackers. Bake in 400 degree oven for 15 minutes.
Silverheart - June 9, 2013, 12:07 am

Crumbled bacon makes mac n' cheese awesomer.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 12:01 am
I agree. But more people put a twist on ramen, as opposed to mac-n-cheese
CloudchaserS - June 8, 2013, 11:36 pm
Ramen is rather bland made according to directions, I add in cayenne pepper, onion flakes, peanut butter, sauce of my choosing then I dribble Tabasco on the noodles just before putting them in my mouth


SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.


TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am
Natural Selection at work


MAC - It's like shaving with a bowling pin


TAGS: mac shave bowling pin pc
Rating: 3.88/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:04 am
I typed "shrugs," but it didn't stick with my comment?
fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:03 am
I thought this was hilarious, but looking at the votes I guess bowling is popular.
Derek - December 16, 2010, 5:24 pm
If you look closely you'll find a cut-throat embedded.


MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - A Real Man can wear sequins and bright colors and still make you wish you were him.


TAGS: macho man randy savage tribute
Rating: 4.73/5

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rudeboy308 - May 25, 2011, 1:12 am
It also helps to have some of the best promos that make even your WTF? statements sound awesome. R.I.P. Randy.


SUBTLE RACISM--- - The only black-Jedi happens to have the only purple lightsaber? ---Star Wars has it.


TAGS: star wars racism purple mace windu
Rating: 2.39/5

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Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:22 pm
actually, its only purple because samual jackson always wants soemthing purple on his carachters in movies. whats more memorable then the onlya purple lightsaber(in the movies at least, ignore the EU)
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:56 pm
Great minds think alike.... and fools seldom differ.
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:27 pm
TTH LOL!!!
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm
Well it WAS a good movie, but love it? That's a bit extreme, although it did have Oprah in it...
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 6:26 pm
Why not? It was a good movie even with Oprah.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 6:20 pm
I just point out the obvious. I don't know what it is like everywhere in America, but in Illinois, a common stereotype is that black people love the color purple. : /
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:37 pm
Yeah, purple so it wouldn't look silly when he wore his fuzzy purple fedora. Sheesh, nothing racist!
Bovee - February 16, 2010, 4:20 pm
he asked to have a purple on. simple as that. when he was going for a part in the movie he told george lucas he wanted a purple one. Why does everything have to be racist?
R.S.Jake - February 16, 2010, 4:18 pm
To hell with "force Push" or "force Pull", bring on the "Force Pimpslap". 'Go on Padme, say "what" again! I goddamn double dare you!'
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 3:59 pm
Maybe it is purple because then he can truly pimpslap the shit out of people. : )
Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm
lol I'd say this raises a valid point. 5. Why is he singled out and given a different color lightsaber? No other Jedi is given a purple lightsaber...of course, no other Jedi is a badass motherfucker. I think that's engraved on the handle.
LaffayDude - February 16, 2010, 3:50 pm
Paranoia - You have it.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:33 pm
yeah..and why does Darth Vader have to be black? Damn Racist George Lucas!!
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:31 pm
time*
CpnKangaroo - February 16, 2010, 3:30 pm
why is angel food cake white, and devils food cake black? These are the dumb questions asked about relations between race and color. you know why his lightsaber is purple? because he's a f*ckin badass who doesn't have tome for green or blue.
firstdibs39 - February 16, 2010, 3:26 pm
Yeah...I mean..why does the vacuum of space have to black?


S.A.W GUNNERS - Like flowers too ….


TAGS: army soldier machinegun
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ratman

tomyironmane - August 2, 2013, 11:27 pm
don't be daft... The one you're talking about was replaced by the M240, which is what the SAW gunners all kinda wish they had.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:51 pm
I feel sorry 4 tha kids of this everybody gets a trophy just for showing up generation. They don't know about the rambo gun the M-60, tha pig the beast say think the saw is actually sumthing. They call it the m-249.


DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: dogs diplomacy rock
Rating: 4.85/5

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WTFO - May 21, 2011, 1:41 am
Been done, but this picture is admittedly of better quality. 10429
Life - May 20, 2011, 1:45 pm
amazing


HEY LOOK... - I know you lost your legs in service to your country; but I need you to give up an arm and a leg in taxes as well. Oh, and my new care plan doesn't cover war wounds.


TAGS: obama veteran war obamacare politics health democrats fuck fucked taxes military
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:09 pm
ocean... you dont have a stable foundation for your claim... everyone i know that has done it the way they were told has had satisfactory results and no problems even with Obama in office.. including me... it doesnt matter who is in, im responsible for ME
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:05 pm
some veterans are too proud to just sit back and not do anything and let their halth decline because thats just how some of us are... but whining about something that you didnt actively try and do is like trying to build a house on a cliff near the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:02 pm
directions that were given to me when i was chaptered out for PTSD and other various issues and i had no problem other than the waiting period since they have to decide who gets what based off of what they were told through people who made evealuations
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 11:01 pm
kick in... everyone wants to complain about how this and that is bad and not working in THEIR favor... there is no way EVERYONE will get what they want... if you dont like something, change it YOURSELF, stop blaming others... all i did was follow the
RoarsaidJesus - January 18, 2013, 10:58 pm
wow... thats a lot of hate... im a fully disabled army veteran at the age of 26 with full benefits and medicare for life... ive been "retired" for about 9 months now and i know that most vets dont have the patience to go through and wait for the system to
faulty switch - September 15, 2009, 2:57 pm
face palm. im doing it rite now.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:37 am
care plan to the US Post Office. Does anyone here feel that the Post Office is doing a bang-up job? Do we want a health care system with the same level of efficiency as the Post Office. How is there any support left for this BS, $1T plan (CBO numbers)?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:35 am
horrible care and conditions that were found at Walter Reed will become systemic among hospitals across the nation. Get a clue. The POTUS himself defended his health care against the claim that it would wipe out private insurance by comparing his health
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:34 am
Tri-to-get-care only paid $5.4K or about 20%. This is the kind of insurance the govt provides. It also has so many hoops for the docs to jump thru that it takes months for them to collect. Still want national health care? If Obama has his way, the
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:32 am
May when my condition had worsened 10 fold. I finally just got my operation mid July. I was lucky to find a good civilian doc that accepted Tricare. Most good docs don't accept Tricare and here's why, the doc and hospital charged $24.6K for my back op,
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 2:30 am
Vets have never recieved adequate care regardless of who controls the White House or Congress. That is because it is a political mess. I injured my back severly last Aug. Because of policies that make military docs ration care, I didn't get an MRI until
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:02 am
I wasn't allowed the privilege of serving, although I hit MEPS twice. I'm working current;y with a group that's primarily vets, and they've had some trouble at the VA. From what I've heard, though, the various plans aren't changing anything. At all.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:57 am
That's what's coming down the pike for everyone else - a "free" system where you still pay for nonexistent care.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:56 am
Why is it that after 20 years of Army service and the promise of "FREE healthcare for life" - do I find myself paying for TriCare, waiting weeks on end for appointments, and still being asked if I have private insurance? It's worse than Civie hospitals!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 8:45 am
LD, while I'm in no way dissing the Armed Services, there's some fundamental differences between the VA outfits and civilian hospitals. That's akin to comparing McDonald's to a mess hall.
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:39 am
Want to see what Gov't run healthcare will be like? Just ask those of us who get "care" from the VA or through "Tri-toget-Care"...you'd be much more inclined to fight this new bill if you knew what was coming!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:39 am
Like I said, I was huge for Clinton. Just like the way he did business. But, he de-regulated wall street to counter the economic slump that would've been created by his raise in taxes. Counter-balance that should've been capped sooner.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:35 am
Hah! 'Til Decmeber? Phew! At any rate - there really is no absolute black and white, despite what the respective party mouthpieces would have us believe. I find it truly ironic that you posted what I was thinking, though. Beat me to it.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:31 am
Political rant done. No more until at least December.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:30 am
(and I know several who were exposed to chemical - and refused medical assistance for chemical exposure because it "never happened"). And, GW kept wall street de-regulated for both terms. Clinton dug the hole, GW provided the coffin.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:28 am
I'll admit that I liked Clinton... that takes balls. And, he made cutbacks that I don't agree with. De-regulated wall street, too. But knowing it existed, GW perpetuated more of the same... turning a blind eye to Desert Storm vet concerns...
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 12:24 am
Conveniently forgotten, the cost-cutting measures under GW, eh? And the Walter Reed debacle, I suppose was Clinton's fault. Or maybe Carter.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 12:08 am
And you're saying health care for vets flourished under GW? WTFO, you can honestly say that vets were even 'properly' cared for?
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
the freedoms we in uniform risk our lives to protect. I say 5 lions to PKP for telling an ugly truth.
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:28 pm
active duty are extremely concerned about what this Congress and POTUS are going to do to our ability to fight and be treated if wounded. I think a few of the civilians are missing the valid point raised by this poster. This man is tearing down several of
WTFO - August 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
From an active duty war veteran, PKP is correct that the Obama administration considered cutting funding to wounded vets about 3 or 4 months ago as a cost cutting measure. I've been to Walter Reed and met some of the injured. Also several vets (retired
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:18 pm
Thats wrong in all levels.... dead wrong man.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 29, 2009, 2:59 am
Nice Sean; you just dissed the vets more than I ever did.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:22 am
So now yer saying you know a "few vets" that share your lame sense of "humor"? What a terrible thing to say about brave men and women who who honorably served your country. Sad.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 10:08 am
That's Tammy Duckworth...helluva pilot!
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:41 am
Ok, not those type of vets moron... we're talking about war "veterans"
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:18 am
wounds in one his his plans. But instead of being pissed off at that; you're pissed at the one who brings news of it. And I love how you call this concern "cheap". But if it happens to offend a vet I of course apologize.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 28, 2009, 3:17 am
Actually, I showed this to a few vets and they thought it was hilarious. And it IS because I care about the troops, especially our wounded ones, that I made this poster. The fact remains that the Obama administration actually considered not covering troop
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
Finally showing your true colors, PKP.
Sean - July 27, 2009, 6:52 pm
Wow, if she really is a vet, then you have used her suffering and her sacrifice for your country just to make a cheap political point. Way to respect your troops, dude.


MAC COMPUTERS - ring ring ring... some one find my streamers


TAGS: mac computers
Rating: 3.03/5

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Elder God Douchebag - July 2, 2009, 10:06 am
And the Internet is for people who can't speak properly, apparently. Seriously, learn to type a coherent sentence.
St.Lol - July 2, 2009, 9:52 am
macs are for people who cant understand why their gets problems. Pcs are for people who always gets problems.
know_it_all - June 9, 2009, 3:47 pm
anything a mac can do, a pc can do better. anything a pc can do, a mac will probably have compatibility issues with.
Gurgle - April 16, 2009, 4:42 am
If 90% of the bio department (I am a bio major in school) uses Macs, guess what I use? It has its uses.
Purity - April 5, 2009, 7:41 am
Not a bad analogy at all... I like it. PC's rule, macs are for idiots.


MACHINE GUNS -




STUPID COMPUTERS... - No wonder why people choose Mac computers...


TAGS: windows mac computer stupid bluescreen
Rating: 2.47/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 2:57 pm
macs - proving their superiority by comparing themselves to 20 year old software
jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 12:28 am
True stuff
Fatemaster - March 15, 2012, 12:35 am
No matter what anyone says at least I don't get interrupted 2000 times a day for updates while on my Mac!
dootndo2 - March 14, 2012, 10:33 am
YES! Because there's nothing more relatable than a Window 95 error to once again prove that Macs are better.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 10:00 pm
I would buy a MAC but I don't want to sell my kidney and left lung to get one.
Greeny - November 19, 2011, 5:55 am
I bet it's hard to use a Mac - while camped out in a park


DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: diplomacy knife ability hell
Rating: 4.78/5

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Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 8:22 am
(^_^)
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:48 pm
g55d one


MAC -


TAGS: mac windows laptop computer
Rating: 4.97/5

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maoworks2 - December 23, 2015, 3:50 pm
It Looks Like You Can Support Me !
manos - February 4, 2014, 6:29 am
ha! a masterpiece
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 2:37 am
Great idea, maybe Windows won't crash constantly or force close.
MrStupidGir - August 6, 2013, 5:09 pm
and about 3 years after purchase and a couple updates, it's about all it's good for


OWNED - Check and Mate


TAGS: mac pc owned games
Rating: 4.6/5

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Untamedfifty - August 16, 2010, 10:07 am
5 hardcore pc's
nettimato - May 10, 2010, 4:19 pm
pc pwnt mac hahaha
Fooly4 - March 19, 2010, 5:59 pm
Consider this is 5 wins. I loled at this HARRD!
know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 3:49 pm
win, 5/5
Mr. Shiny - March 15, 2010, 2:46 am
Ha ha I like it.


YES, FLYING MONKEYS -


TAGS: life smacks you
Rating: 4.84/5

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CloudchaserS - November 16, 2011, 11:22 am
And there's also how if you ask that, things will get worse. But if you intentionally avoid saying that so things won't get worse, they still get worse. Murphy's Law doesn't work against itself


GREAT WHITE BUFFALO - The one that got away.




M2 .50 MACHINE GUN - Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda nifty.




DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY -




NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -


TAGS: damn this guy was insane he developed plans for a death ray and an earthquake machine holy shit i wanna meet this guy too bad he is dead
Rating: 4.56/5

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AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm
Brilliant. 5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am
Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:38 pm
LOL!! There was a bit of a shadow there.
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:35 pm
That, and a way to get rid of Edison.
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:29 pm
So, he needed prozac?
MrRandom - March 9, 2010, 8:22 pm
The dude was a mad scientist after all.
TheTrashHeap - March 9, 2010, 8:11 pm
You really are a virgin eh Cpn!
CpnKangaroo - March 9, 2010, 8:01 pm
Tesla is in my top three people i want to meet if they were alive
Derek - March 7, 2010, 3:25 pm
Genius - both him and the poster
thatonechick - March 7, 2010, 11:14 am
ArcAttack uses badass Tesla coils.


GRIMACE! - And you thought he was just an imaginary McDonald's character.


TAGS: grimace mcdonald s head
Rating: 1.95/5

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TigerKid - December 8, 2008, 12:20 am
Reminds me of those Thumb charcters
Big Daddy - November 11, 2008, 3:48 am
lol
BANJAXED - August 12, 2008, 5:25 pm
WTF....Sad part is , this doesn't looked shopped , his head weighs about 78 pounds


A TIGHT BUDGET - Just cause you have one, doesn't mean your job has to be boring.


TAGS: helicopter army mace
Rating: 4.12/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 31, 2010, 7:40 am
I really liked this one. Course, I didn't see Phydeaux's. But this was my first good LOL of the day.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:13 am
Also search and view Sean's collection... it'll humble anyone up toute de suite.
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 2:10 am
Just keep trying to up your game. Before submitting, ask yourself if it's the best you can do on that poster.
5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:37 am
scratch......... I found it.
5150monkeylove - August 31, 2010, 1:29 am
Phy? can I get a link to it so I can compare, then vote?
phydeaux - August 31, 2010, 1:11 am
I like my use of that pic better.


GAME OF DEATH -




GOING POSTAL - You never know who will snap next




MACCAS RUNS -


TAGS: mcdonalds adam vs god maccas
Rating: 3.12/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:57 am
Everyone knows that Jesus is a gardener
KoU - January 12, 2012, 11:23 am
Ahahahahaha Amazing!


FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half ass this one but that still puts me half an ass ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


CONTUMACIOUS -


TAGS: contumacious ugly drag crossdresser homo fag gay
Rating: 2.57/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 4:10 am
I think Darwin is throwing in the towel.
Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:17 am
If that's your mother Dilly, than DAMN, do I feel sorry for you.
DillyRat - July 24, 2009, 4:53 am
That's my Mom!
rerun - April 20, 2009, 7:59 pm

see, the boy meets the girl, then they date. On the 3rd date, he puts his "thing" in her "thing". Later, she finds out she is pregnant. Then she drinks lots of coolaid, cause her cousin told her that is the way to get un-pregnant. In 9 months, Viola!
fdfdfddddfdfdfdf - April 20, 2009, 7:50 pm
How can such a thing exist!


MR. MACKEY - drugs are bad mkay


TAGS: mr mackey south park
Rating: 1.82/5

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ryan - January 1, 2009, 5:21 pm
mkay mr. mackey


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


ANGER MANAGEMENT - This kid shows every sign of having none …




MACFAIL -


TAGS: mac fail bricks shit
Rating: 2.28/5

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tehsupercheez - September 25, 2009, 3:13 pm
the u and the u and y are mixed up omnia.
omnia - September 25, 2009, 1:24 pm
i don't see the fail
alkoholger - September 25, 2009, 11:09 am
i shat them bricks


RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.




BE DIPLOMATIC - "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock." Will Rogers




MACARONI PENGUINS - The RuPaul of the penguin world


TAGS: august challenge pro mac aroni penguins
Rating: 3/5

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akornzombie - October 13, 2009, 10:52 pm
PEN-PEN!


HEY, BRO - Wanna buy a knife?


TAGS: machete hey bro buy knife
Rating: 2.95/5

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Thedewd - August 18, 2017, 2:30 am
He needs to sell something besides his shitty tacos
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 1:41 pm
Oh, I forgot about 'The Code' Moo+. Mea Culpa. Can I say 3 Cubbies and Drink 5 Guiness to be forgiven? and Brnn, re-using the image isn't an issue, it's re-using the image and caption that takes away from the originality of this, the ONLY site.
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:59 am
[PM]I just said that to prevent more plagiarism, of course I would never visit ANY other site than motifake.com, specially no other moti-page!!!![/PM]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:55 am
What do you mean you visit other sites?...Who said you could do that?....lOL
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:52 am
And as I said: I copied a very funny picture myself. Not to adorn myself with borrowed plumes but to share this picture. But hey, many of us visit other sites, we find these pictures ourselves. Nothing personal btw ;)
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:47 am
brnn, take it as advice. Wouldn't you feel much better, if someone would give you some lions because of your own creativity? That's what all the judgement is about. Compete with others and try to make funnier (or deeper / better) posters than others. ;)
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:34 am
Don't you have anything else to do other than accusing people of ripping off another "sites"? If it is approved, it is good...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:09 am
Also ripped off from another site. Again, do your own. good lord, you could have at least changed the caption!


SETH MACFARLANE - One Great Idea After Another !


TAGS: seth macfarlane
Rating: 3.93/5

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MustyK - March 9, 2010, 3:47 pm
Not Guilty Trash - as for your comments, I'd rather ignore them and get on with more important things.
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:01 pm
I can't do it. Too boring. I'm gonna have to take a class.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:39 pm
Perhaps Mustyk is Jericho while at work? Any thoughts on that Mustyk? cause I don't hear you blathering on about my comments?
MO - March 8, 2010, 7:38 pm
Slow night on Motifake eh Trash? I'm gonna go play with a few paint programs. If you're upping your game, I guess I gotta at least try to as well. It's not gonna work. But hell, maybe i'll be able to finally figure out how to do something.....meh.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:29 pm
There must be more to this than it seems. No grown man reacts like that without a reason. And here I thought all my enemies were gone?
MO - March 8, 2010, 7:25 pm
I'm not sure how or why, but the last two timmys have turned out to be members who have been around for a long time. Although neither has much to show for it. You'd think they'd at least kinda, sorta get how this site works???
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:23 pm
Keep your nonsense off the comments page please we are not flame-war fans here.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:20 pm
To communicate my opinion without the childish behavior you chose to employ. I believe that you may be another previously banned user logged in under a different username. Your actions today were juvenile and unwelcome. PM me with any further comments.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:17 pm
Its nice that I don't even have to be here to have my end held up. Thanks guys, this is what community is all about. Jericho you obviously have some personal issues that cause you to lash out at others. When I vote 1 Lion I always explain why. I managed
Fatt Matt - March 8, 2010, 12:34 pm
I have FD season 1 & 2 on dvd. Great show! I think it's the same people, looks the same anyway. Archer has been f'n hilarious! And suitable for a larger fan base IMO.
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 12:14 pm
I've watched it online when I can. Loved Frisky Dingo, and it seems just as good.
Fatt Matt - March 8, 2010, 12:07 pm
Has anyone been watching Archer on FX? The best animated series to date. Check it out.
rerun - March 8, 2010, 11:50 am

My IP address does not change, it isn't worth changing for a new asshole type name, unless I register UberTimmy
culos - March 8, 2010, 11:42 am
All you need to do is open a new account on the same PC, pretend to be a ..... Oh sorry, has been done, do not need that again
rerun - March 8, 2010, 11:35 am

Mr. M won't let me change it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:34 am
Excellent. When do we leave.......Sarcasm?....whats sarcasm?
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:28 am
LoL! I can't make out Lol what you wrote. Is that greek? LOL
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:28 am
That's what I like in a man... I'm SO ready to run away with you now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:27 am
Actually it kinda does.....It sorta makes me want to hit you....in the face.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:26 am
iF I dO thiS wilL iT makE mY commentS stanD ouT?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:25 am
You're not slow.....you're "special"....and there's no accounting for Timmies.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:22 am
I have another earth shattering observation. Why is it that Timmys have a nervouse tick? DSA with the LoLs before, during and after each comment, and Jerry with every word capped? I Know I'm Slow But...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:16 am
You guys are great......Keep up the good [email protected], Of course it's cheaper (and better) here.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:13 am
If you're doing that, I'm gonna be YouSickHonkey.
rerun - March 8, 2010, 11:12 am

Can I change my user name to LowEducatedTwat? It has such a douche-esque flaire to it.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:11 am
Truer words were never spoken. And I'm too broke for that shit... unless it's cheaper there...? *begins searching for suitcase*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:08 am
I know, I know......I'll be here if you ever change your mind. (Our kids would have smoked too much weed anyways)
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:54 am
HA!! TOC FTW!! :
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 10:53 am
:P But then our names would show up under each other's aliases, and people might start to think I'm a lesbian... We just can't. :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:49 am
I love you TOC.....Run away with me? I'll treat you right. XD.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 10:46 am
JERICHO: PLEASE VISIT THE FORUM TO REVIEW YOUR WARNING
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:29 am
@Jericho, Are you Canadian?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:28 am
I concur. But I've lived with them for 20 years....I still love them.
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 10:25 am
Barely, its incredibly hit and miss currently.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:25 am
I watch all three shows...none are in my top 10. I watch for the jokes not the plots or characters. I find if you focus only on the individual jokes it's all good......Do you still watch the Simpsons?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 10:22 am
I personally can't stand The Cleveland Show, and I don't have a high tolerance for Family Guy. I actually find American Dad to be his funniest nowadays.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:19 am
@Random......I love Seth's work...But I do hope he mixes it up a little more this time.......I have no interest in watching the "giant chicken" or "Claus the fish" shows.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:19 am
Awww! Did I Hurt You Pwesious Wittle Feewings? Because Thats The Way I Am. Deal With It.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:16 am
*resorting
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:16 am
You responded by insulting a CONTRIBUTOR.....why couldn't you have made your comment without resulting to bashing the commenter before you?
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:16 am
Right! I Wouldn't Want MOOOOO Coming After Me Again, Thanks For The Nightmares.
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 10:16 am
And on to other news.... Mcfarlanes got the go ahead to make a fourth show for Fox from what I hear.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:15 am
I've made my point. I just hope Jericho is more careful about who he insults without provocation next time.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:14 am
Look, He Said Something Bad About The Poster I Responded. Simple Transition, Everybody Does It, You Blowing This Out Of Proportion, Let Your Friend Respond. And I Hate FG, With A Frickin Passion, But Hey Thats Just Me. Its The Internet Bub.
culos - March 8, 2010, 10:13 am
Guys, can we knock the bashing already? Wipe off your bloody noses and go sit in your corners. And I mean NOW!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:09 am
Again, You started something....Now you're floundering to finish it. I never would have said a word to you if you hadn't insulted my friend. Try learning from that.....You could have commented and left TTH out of it.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:07 am
And Discussing A Scenario Where You Used Comdom Lubrocation With My Mother And Sis Is Nothing Compared To Twat?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:03 am
To be clear, I did the mother and sister insulting, But Jericho started it by calling TTH a low educated twat.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:00 am
Alright Culos, I Can Respect That, Im A Fan Of Your Work(A Regualar 5 Lions Mind You.) I Don't Know Where To Find Good Pictures To Make Posters Out Of So I Just Read Others.
culos - March 8, 2010, 9:58 am
No that happens to be my opinion, I happen to know where Mustyk got his material and I'm not a great fan of repeats. Nevertheless you suck even more. As long as you don't offer any proof that your worthy, leave the trashing to me.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:58 am
Jalford? Wow...I Dont Think I'll Ever Recover From That.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:57 am
And why do you put quotes around "my friend"?
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:57 am
I'll Admit I Dont Have The Software For The Posters, Cause What I Want To Put Is Beyond 3 Lines.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:57 am
Are you retarded or do you just make a career of missing a point. You have to be the dumbest person to ever comment since Jalford.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:56 am
And Culos I Never Said This Poster Sucks.
Bovee - March 8, 2010, 9:55 am
but trashing a regular when you have 0 posters yourself is not a good idea. on the bright side you still have a perfect rating. don't talk trash unless you can back it up. not jumping in just making a point.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:55 am
Oh No! Somebody Insulting Someone On The Internets! Agree To Disagree. The Comments Are SUPPOSED To Enforce Opinion, And FYI "Your Friend" Was Belittling This Poster Which Proves A VERY Valid Point.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:55 am
And I can hardly be a problem with America. Your Ignorance really shines through in your comments Jericho.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:53 am
BTW, I make crap posters?.....where are your contributions to this site?......Nowhere, that's where.
culos - March 8, 2010, 9:52 am
This poster sucks, Family Guy sucks, Your Mother and your Sister suck, what else???? Oh I remember, none of the aforementioned suck as bad as you. Please go get your card and leave the interwebs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:52 am
Family guy is hilarious. You are a douche. You started this by insulting my friend....these are the things I know. And you called me a Honkey.
Bovee - March 8, 2010, 9:52 am
i am a big tosh fan myself.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:50 am
Family Guy Sucks. If That Offends You Mooo, Then Your The Problem With America, Because Somebody Had A Difference In Opinion Than You, You Felt Personally Attacked, Instead Of Focusing On The Real Problem:Why Do You Watch Crappy Television?
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:48 am
I'll second that! Dude has no sense of what's what! Bring the funny or GTFO! You're pissing up a whuppin tree.
culos - March 8, 2010, 9:47 am
TOC/Rerun?Anybody please swing the banhammer on this A-hole.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:46 am
Don't Take Your Inability To Make Decent Posters Out On Me You Tasteless Hack. And Whats With Attacking My Family? I Guess That Enforces My Point That You Lack Originality. And Don't Try To Get The Mods On Your Side You Coward. Be A Man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:27 am
*Note to Moderators* He started it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:26 am
Actually I don't know what you mean by that....let me roll over and ask you're sister to explain....as far as the taste of lube goes....Your mom uses it in her cooking as well.....you do what you gotta do when you're on Welfare, I guess.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 6:31 am
OH! Now You Just Had To Bring Mom Into This! Let Me Tell You Something Moo, If That Is Your Real Name. At Least I Don't Graze The Greens Around My Mothers Field If Ya Catch My Drift. And How Do You Know What Condom Lubricant Taste Like? You Sick Honkey.
culos - March 8, 2010, 5:06 am
and the walls came tumbling down.... Mooooooo FTW!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 4:42 am
Jesus Jericho.....do you french kiss your Mother with that mouth?.Hmmmmm?.......sometimrs she does taste like Condom lubricant and loneliness....I guess you do!
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 3:23 am
Oh Please Give Me A Break Trash, Family Guy A Moronic Overly-Predictable Show That Only Low Educated Twats Such As Yourself Enjoy Because You Can't Find Anything More Intelligent To Watch. Good Day To You. Fuck Seth McFarlane, Fuck Him Dead.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 12:40 am
I voted this 1 Lion not because your point lacked validity but because you would DARE to insult the creator of Family Guy. See it's ok to vote 1 Lion if you explain why.


IPAD - The best way to experience 20% of the web




Ronald McDonald -




BATTLE MECHS -




WHAT IF - you saw this in real life


TAGS: somacruz95 inuyasha
Rating: 1.77/5

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somacruz95 - December 5, 2009, 1:41 am
oh fuck acid trip
agdaniele - December 3, 2009, 1:35 am
Sweet relief, Zed.
Zed - December 3, 2009, 1:06 am
I'd immediately call for an ambulance, since seeing things in 2-D black and white is NOT normal, and probably a sign that pesky aneurysm has finally popped...
aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
i'd cut myself and try raus hial (anyone who has read inheritence series knows wtf i'm talking about (the eragon books))
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 11:15 pm
I'd probably try to figure out who slipped me the LSD.
somacruz95 - December 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
personally id hitsa bricks


SHOTGUN DIPLOMACY - If words finally fail... We will all have lost.


TAGS: shotgun diplomacy fail lost
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:38 am
Speak softly and carry a big piece.
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 5:49 pm
What? "Stop being my daughter's boyfriend or I'll blow your stinking head off!" perhaps?
Iconoclast - May 31, 2012, 2:42 pm
He's just explaining the rules of dating to his daughter's boyfriend.
maoworks2 - May 31, 2012, 11:05 am
Send This To Quebec !


P.I.N - You should always find a number thats easy to remember For me the prompt on the machine certainly helps


TAGS: pin numbers atm machine
Rating: 4.4/5

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PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:42 am
if i saw this i would change banks lol... good job on the motifake ^^


NUCKING FUTS HIGHWAY -




GIANT NAZI DEATH MACHINE - "Zhey'll never see it coming, HA HA HA."




OBAMA -


TAGS: obama mace windu star wars lightsaber
Rating: 2.68/5

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Chompers - November 10, 2010, 11:18 pm
Hey joseph, check out the forums next chance you get. The community might want to get to know you. Kthxbye
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:17 pm
lol


HIS NUZZLING SPOT -


TAGS: kitty sick hurt stomach cubby
Rating: 5/5

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autumnspirit - January 12, 2011, 11:38 pm
AWWW! Love it! 5L's


Things have Escalated -


TAGS: chemical weapons mace mailman escalated
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - September 7, 2013, 4:59 pm
5 LOLs
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 6:49 pm

Fantastic graphic!! 5LLLLLs from both my dogs!~
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 5:44 pm
5Luv it!


Drive in the bike lane 1 more time -




BEAUTY -


TAGS: attention heart stomach chicken
Rating: 4.83/5

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ICEMAN - October 16, 2011, 12:03 am
Is that chicken kosher?


TESTOSTERONE - It's not just for breakfast anymore.


TAGS: macho
Rating: 3.77/5

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GySgt1811 - August 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
UH...Gunny, tuck yer blouse in, that ain't no way to wear yer Charlies. And I don't see no CAR in yer salad or even shootin' badges. Ref:Guidebook For Marines, 14th Ed., Chpt 14, p187ff. (Sheesh. Dam boot Gunnys. Gotta keep 'em squared away.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 10:38 am
I always wondered what was in protein powder. Nice first effort


MACY'S THANKSGIVING PARADE - This unruly and unlawful mob is ordered to disperse


TAGS: macys thanksgiving parade disperse mob
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - November 25, 2011, 5:54 pm

lolz...lt john pike...immortalized. you heard anonymous put his address and phone number online? that alone is justice.


YOU GET NOTHING -


TAGS: machines
Rating: 4.52/5

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ASK, AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN YOU - She must have prayed for a face full of mace.


TAGS: ask mace occupy
Rating: 4.42/5

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maoworks2 - May 23, 2012, 11:03 am
Must Be Those A Holes Up In Quebec.
Zetmonk - May 23, 2012, 7:10 am
Ow. That made me flinch.
spacedog - May 22, 2012, 6:04 pm
Made me laugh.
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:41 pm

she...has more guts than the entire legion of storm troopers spraying her down.


MAC USERS -


TAGS: mac users god
Rating: 2.74/5

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bucketheadfan - November 14, 2009, 1:01 pm
Mac vs. PC should become Mac and PC so we can stop all this lame debate. Macs are reliable and PC's have a little more functionality
. - August 26, 2009, 3:56 pm
Mac users: people who like to pay absurd amounts for a computer that isn't much better than a pc but has less mouse buttons.
Derek - August 25, 2009, 8:20 pm
Perhaps amongst some Mac users ;-)


DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: diplomacy navy carrier
Rating: 2.13/5
thelegend78 - January 11, 2009, 12:30 pm
play the whack a mole game
Sean - September 1, 2008, 1:30 am
And what was Bloch planning to do with the bigger hammer?


most important question -




screwed over -




MEANWHILE ON THE U.S.-MEXICAN BORDER -




HOOD MOUNTED MACHINE GUNS -




MCDONALDS - Finding New Ways To Raise Their Bottom Line !


TAGS: mcdonalds macca s rip off bottom line memo
Rating: 2.65/5

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Chopperliscious - October 16, 2009, 6:43 am
I have the hates on for any fast food franchise right now. 5 Felines.
Krissie - October 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
This actually explains why I get #@[email protected]#* every time on an order when I go there.
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:29 am
Ya know, upon reflection, I would like to add that I didn't mean to be nazi-ish. It just got me thinking about McArson... Do you want fires with that?
thatonechick - October 15, 2009, 9:19 am
Did anyone else notice the letter wants the drive thru girls to leave out hot apple pies and fires?
sheiksaws - October 15, 2009, 8:58 am
bastards!!!!!!!!!!!


DRIVE - Practice makes perfect




HULK SMASH -


TAGS: lost money in machine big girl angry your mom
Rating: 4.76/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 13, 2010, 8:06 am
Ever notice how you quietly grumble when you receive that parking ticket, or fined for your late library book, but you go Hulk on the vending machine over pocket change?
DillyRat - September 26, 2010, 7:47 am
I didn't know they made thongs that big...WHY would they make thongs that big... i don't feel good
matt28 - September 19, 2010, 9:15 pm
"Your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum!" Couldn't resist. I'm going to burn out my eyes now..
440wakeup - September 19, 2010, 9:10 pm
I did a hulk smash on of this pc. But ill admit it was too son after the original posting.
440wakeup - September 19, 2010, 9:10 pm
I did a hulk smash on of this pc. But ill admit it was too son after the original posting.
Claire - September 19, 2010, 6:02 pm
It looks more like a roll of fat to me...
Sho - September 19, 2010, 5:49 pm
........That's her boob? o_O
tellitlikeitis - September 19, 2010, 4:51 pm
How did I know this was your.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 4:15 pm

the sideboob was totally untintentional but well worth the bile rising up. lol. thnx monkey!
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
and sideboob as well? (gag)
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2010, 4:02 pm
RL, is today gross out the masses day? You are really doing it right. 5 eyewashes!
fasteddie - September 19, 2010, 3:48 pm
The scary part is the baby carriage indicating that someone actually f**ked her....
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 3:44 pm

as disgusting as the male boobs one i did? lolz. thnx clairs!
Claire - September 19, 2010, 3:42 pm
That's disgusting. 5L


BEER I SMUGGLED A BUNCH INTO WORK -


TAGS: beer smuggled work in stomach
Rating: 4.45/5

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Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:35 pm
I don't know that feeling. But if it happened I would just say that I just made room for more...
- June 10, 2012, 6:23 pm
... but now it wants out real bad !


THE WEEKEND - has officially begun


TAGS: ice macarena
Rating: 4.38/5

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Sho - October 25, 2011, 9:58 am
epic Spanish skills there LOL
ICEMAN - September 24, 2011, 6:54 pm
Bite your >>>insert body part here
ICEMAN - September 24, 2011, 6:52 pm
You had no clue I was such a good dancer, did you?
CloudchaserS - September 24, 2011, 1:32 am
For some strange reason, that face always reminds me of Hugh Laurie


HYDRAULICS, GUTS AND GLORY - This thing is so on my Christmas list.




AL-QAEDA RESORT & SUMMER CAMP - Start um' Young!




VIRUS FREE - Macs. Being unpopular is their virus protection.


TAGS: macs ipod apple
Rating: 2.45/5

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PCguy - August 17, 2009, 1:01 am
Wow they cant even get negative attention


TRIXIE - Go Speed! Go to her ass!




HOME -




Macho Man -




WHEN I LOOK BACK - on all the time I've wasted I'm just glad I wasted it While I still had the chance


TAGS: useless machine time management
Rating: 4.78/5

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Rudedog - January 19, 2013, 11:01 pm
Golden, so rings true
GaryO - January 19, 2013, 8:53 pm
OH, HELLLLLL YEAHHHH!! 5 PHOOOKING Ls


72 COCAINE CAPSULES IN THE GI TRACT - Dude, that's gotta hurt.


TAGS: cocaine stomach bacon
Rating: 4.44/5

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gas - September 17, 2011, 4:31 pm
according to the news, "Police were alerted after authorities noticed his nervous behavior". I wonder what made him more nervous, the possibility of beeing catched or the sensation to be carrying a bomb in the stomach
CloudchaserS - September 17, 2011, 1:17 am
How do you catch someone smuggling drugs that way? Is it because they look sick and that arouses suspicion? What if someone doesn't swallow enough to make themselves obvious ill?


STRIKING A POSE -


TAGS: girls grimace posing
Rating: 4.31/5

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Verdeckt - October 11, 2011, 4:33 pm
B-E-A-Utiful


I'M LOVIN' IT...EH! -




WEDDED BLISS - 1950's style. When men were men and women were nervous


TAGS: smack that
Rating: 3.81/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:08 am
Hilarious. 5L's


FACTORY ROBOTS - From Cars To Bread They Have Taken Over & We Wonder Where All The Jobs Went?




HOME ALONE - Macaulay Culkin and His Crack Pipe




YEAH, IT'S PINK - You got a problem with that?


TAGS: mace windu pink lightsabre
Rating: 2.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:04 pm
Around the survivors, a perimeter, create.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 6:24 pm
*took place*...damn typos.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 6:23 pm
Yes, the Bible is a book too. Everyone knows Star Wars is based on a true story; the story took a place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 6:12 pm
Ricky Ricardo... you DO know that it's amovie, right? Based on a book, right?
Rick - October 9, 2009, 6:06 pm
Purple, not pink dude. Mace would kick your ass calling it pink
Woodywood03a - October 8, 2009, 7:32 pm
It is what ever color you want it to be brother.
rogueagent - October 8, 2009, 5:08 pm
*Cough* Purple *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*


ABRAHAM GATLING HANDS - "4 score and 7 years ago, I took up lead farming on your redneck ass..."




PHOTOSHOP - Beacause it's just too fun giving people mustaches to leave it alone.




THE TORN LOOK - Young Macaulay wondered why was it only fashionable around Michael's place?


TAGS: michael jackson macaulay caulkin
Rating: 1.75/5

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. - October 29, 2009, 1:43 am
0/5


Tomacco -




STOP SMOKING -


TAGS: deathbed humor macabre smoking cessation
Rating: 4.11/5

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lgvernon - January 17, 2016, 9:51 pm

;)
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 9:43 pm
choke, sputter, gasp, NOW laughing, ROTFL! Yup, she did. 5 LOL lions! Tnx IgV! I was hoping I'd find a good laugh! I did!


GET BACK TO WORK - Or the Alien will jump out and eat you


TAGS: alien stomach
Rating: 3.44/5

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Reality Lord - January 4, 2012, 10:31 pm

lolz


TIC TAC TOE -


TAGS: life time game machine road work joke fun
Rating: 3.3/5

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Derek - October 9, 2009, 4:19 pm
Someone can't make up their mind - bottom left


APPLE - They know when they're on a good thing.


TAGS: mac apple
Rating: 3.28/5

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Derek - February 17, 2010, 4:13 pm
Et tu Musty?
Mr. Shiny - February 17, 2010, 12:09 pm
Yeah, suck it Macs!
bubbalou - February 17, 2010, 9:34 am
lawl


Troubleshooting -


TAGS: funny troubleshooting windows pwns mac pc awesome demotivator
Rating: 3/5

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Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:36 pm
I am a PC and I am going to shoot you.
your_momma - June 8, 2009, 2:48 am
Wait until PC discovers that the bullets have been replaced by Folger's crystals.. stupid windows users.... so sad.
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 6:51 pm
Im a pc and i have a gun.
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
lol
yon - January 24, 2009, 11:12 am
hackintosh solves all of this nonsense.
Ag218 - December 2, 2008, 8:13 am
PC hates hippies. Neat!
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 3:54 pm
Aw, Cartman, put down that chocolate gun.
pro - November 29, 2008, 9:16 am
Gun ownership is not very P.C., Mac!


AMERICAN DIPLOMACY - Saving one poor country after another !


TAGS: american diplomacy
Rating: 3/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:46 am
WIN!


IT'S TIME TO PLAY - "Spot the Newbie Ninja"


TAGS: ninja vending machine
Rating: 2.95/5

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aesop's folly - November 18, 2009, 5:10 pm
found em


QUIT COMPLAINING - Your Yoo-Hoo stuck in the machine is FAR less tragic than what we see is stuck in your yoo-hoo


TAGS: yoo hoo yoohoo machine fat lady
Rating: 2.78/5

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agdaniele - November 7, 2009, 12:45 am
This is the epic definition of whale tail.
neomouth151 - November 7, 2009, 12:31 am
She is really freaking hot
Mr.Danger260 - September 21, 2009, 2:44 am
*Gasp*that poor vending machine. Why does Godzilla have a grudge against it?
BuZZbomb - February 5, 2009, 8:01 pm
That's why she needs the Yoo-Hoo. It's to help wash down the baby she just ate!
amina - February 4, 2009, 11:26 pm
am i the only one who notices the baby stroller???
Hoagie - September 4, 2008, 10:10 am
I did'nt know spraypaint came in denim color.
Nero - August 11, 2008, 9:07 am
ME WANT FOOD NOW! GGRRWWARGH!!!
Autumn - July 21, 2008, 2:01 am
So so disgusting


IT'S A MAC - Our Shields Can Not Handle Fail of This Magnitude


TAGS: mac pc ackbar its a trap frap map nap cap
Rating: 2.73/5

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Mateusz - July 30, 2010, 4:05 pm
Of coruse, if you're using Windows, the shiels have probably already crashed and bluescreened.
phydeaux - December 21, 2009, 1:01 am
Even better was buying Perot at 8...before they got bought by Dell and selling at 30.
alohadude3 - December 20, 2009, 7:48 pm
The mac vs Pc thing is so 2001 and you should have bought APL at $24 a share, thats putting your money where your mouth is. When you do the math remember the stock split.
Derek - December 20, 2009, 6:20 pm
That's exactly what jealousy sounds like


IRONY - It can't be any more obvious ...


TAGS: food hunger macdonalds fat
Rating: 2.46/5
BrockRockswell - October 4, 2011, 8:44 am
I don't think that is actually irony. I believe the word you are looking for is "Happenstance".
VinceVicious - December 25, 2008, 11:22 pm
Posting that it's obvious takes some of the fun out of it. But this is funny. However fucked up it may be.
foxhaven - October 11, 2008, 3:52 am
i dont think thats the point, whats on the tv?
Kung-Fu Devil - September 25, 2008, 5:50 am
That kid has the the body of a centipede.
willowbrook - September 4, 2008, 2:44 pm
photoshop doesnt make that kid any less michelin
Hudson - September 2, 2008, 7:23 pm
PHOTOSHOOOOOP
Waffle - August 28, 2008, 9:59 pm
for commander smart ass over there that doesnt realize the clearly photoshopped TV in the background, yes its photoshopped
f - July 20, 2008, 12:36 am
Its not photoshopped - ive seen this porker on a doco.... he's the posterboy for Mickey-D's
... - July 15, 2008, 9:32 pm
What's that smell...? *sniff* Oh! it's a Pilsbury Dough Boy Yeast Infection...
crescent - July 13, 2008, 7:40 pm
its an obvious photoshop
Jungie - July 10, 2008, 12:30 am
More like the Michelin Man...
... - July 9, 2008, 10:03 pm
Dude, It's Fucking Ironman!


MCDONALDS GANSTAS - Gimme mah Big Mac BITCH!!


TAGS: mcdonalds gansta big mac
Rating: 2.43/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 10:10 am
About the only people willing to be caught in a photo near that car, but pay money to make it that way.


TEXAS -


TAGS: texas mack brown barry switzer oklahoma hook em football college sucks fail
Rating: 2.41/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 2, 2010, 12:23 am
nice to put up a motifake of your avatar


JERKING OFF - It just works.


TAGS: apple macintosh ipod itunes macbook
Rating: 1.7/5

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WTF? - May 12, 2008, 9:08 pm
Fail.


Another Roll Of The Dice -


TAGS: iraq democracy military death diplomacy
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - June 21, 2014, 10:24 pm
Unfortunately, you are probably right...
EmilioDumphque - June 21, 2014, 11:41 am
But weapons manufacturers will override. They want customers.
Greybeard - June 20, 2014, 12:51 am
You are correct. Unfortunately, the idiot's in charge never learn... :(
Iconoclast - June 20, 2014, 12:06 am
Brings to mind the lyrics, from long ago Where have all the flowers gone? Young girls have picked them everyone Oh, when will they ever learn? Oh, when will they ever learn?


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